You know you are very pregnant when...

• You have a hard time tying your shoe


• You try to fit through smaller spaces than you can actually fit through (i.e. behind the desk of a student and end up bumping them in the head with your belly)


• It takes all your strength and effort to turn over in bed


• You can't cross your legs anymore because your belly is so low and in the way


• It takes 5x times longer to walk anywhere compared to most people


• You lose your breath walking up a flight of stairs due to very limited lung capacity because all of your organs are smushed


• It is normal to get up 3-4 times during the night to go to the bathroom


• You either have tons of energy to get stuff done (nesting) or no energy at all (almost 9 months prego)


• Students are entertained by your dancing belly as you are trying to teach